Vampires and London

Oh Joyous Day!  Thank goodness for ASOS I wish you weren't in the UK so that you could track your packages with normal mail and then I know when my stuff is going on.  I almost freaked out when my dress for Vegas still wasn't here by the delivery date.

Came home to this lovely surprise:

I love London not only because they are a million light years ahead in fashion and the shopping experience in general, but mostly because I learned about ASOS.  It's their version of a celebrity clothing/accessory shopping site.

Only downside is that their sizing, since Europeans are skinny, petite, with no boobs or butt, make me feel like a giant sized sasquatch.  To give you an example: I'm a 2-4 here but over there I'm a size 10 wtf......you wonder why people are anorexic over there!  p.s. I don't have to wear a bra with dress yipppeeeeee

On a side note, on my hour and a half drive back to SF from San Ramon I figured out what to do with my Halloween costume.  All I had for my vampire costume (duh I'm addicted to Twilight, True Blood, and the Sookie Stackhouse novels), were the fangs and a black cape courtesy of Sakura.

Then I was thinking, you know random stuff when you zone out in the car, and I started trying to piece together what Vampires like.....blood.

Who or what kind of person also woks with blood?  Yea serial killers, doctors, nurses......NURSES!  Eureka I already have a nurse costume that I never ended up wearing because it's too scandalous....BUT with a cape you can cover that shiz up!

So I'm going to be a vampire nurse and my tagline will be, "Let me help you take your blood."  I could have a nametag that says Nurse FangBanger.......but it would only be for Edward Cullen or Eric from True Blood no real vampires/people.......I might bite someone though.....on accident =) or if they piss me off 

I wish I came home from school to a cheeseburger with a onion shaped happy face!