Papa Ma

Conversations I have with my dad:
Dad: Since you're home what should I make you for breakfast tomorrow?
Me:  I can eat the soy sauce egg
Dad: Just one!  That's not enough eggs
Me: Dad, I eat one egg every morning, trust me it's enough
Dad: Well I want to eat bacon since I don't get to eat bacon so should I make you an omelette?
Me: Sure.....
Mom: You know she doesn't like it when you put green bell peppers in the omelette.
Dad: OH SHIT sorry I will make you special one. No green bell peppers :)

This morning:
Me: Dad when are you getting a hearing aid?  You know I get sad that you don't hear me and I can't talk to you
Dad: I can hear MOST of what you say, I'm not ignoring you
Me: Dad why are you ignoring me! (he can see me moving my mouth and he smiles at me)
Dad: Still smiling, he turns back to his computer and starts working again without saying anything....